Operant GEO is already Sandhurst trained, and for that we are grateful that he has put himself through some of the more basic training. I went to Beavers and as such he still has some catching up to do.
However we have recently noticed that Operant GEO has been putting on some holiday weight, and seems confused in everyday situations. Only last week he started to brush his hair with an electric toothbrush creating an incredibly curly and vivacious coiffeur. His first task will be to cut down on the excess baggage, and he will be fortunate enough to be joined by Santa Claus, who routinely travels to Afghanistan in the run up to Christmas so that he is Chimney Compliant and gives Donner and Blitzen a fair crack at the whip come December.
On this tour of duty Operant GEO will have many distinguihsed tasks to carry out, and if he is successful then he will of course play a key part in the squadrons expedition across Europe. Once he has gone through his initial weeks of training then he will be ready to tackle the Insomniac Rebels, a group of lethal Pyjamastanis who will be intent on keeping Operant GEO awake. Small in stature, they are absolutely lethal around dusk when they normally strike, armed with land-rhymes.
Whilst many of them are easy to spot, some can be more subtle, disguising themselves as lampshades, and controlling the visages of the desert. See the evidence below as Operant GEO, on a previous tour, is completely unaware of the Pyamastanis that have sneaked up on him.
This is an enemy that should not be underestimated. Their control of darkness has seen them turn many British soldiers into silhouettes.
We wish Operant GEO a successful tour and a safe return.
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